Dude. You don’t seem to be injured. I can only begin to imagine what kind of crap is on the soles of your shoes. People generally SIT on the seats in subway train cars…what makes you think people want the drek on the bottom of your shoes transferred to the bottom of their pants or skirt?
Maybe your mother let you put your feet up on furniture when you were growing up. If I had to guess, she’d probably be pretty embarrassed to see you behaving like that.
And how kind of you to take up two seats! I thought that was super cool. Big turn on. Totes a big tough guy. It’s not like anyone was standing up, in need of a seat on which to sit down.
I was so impressed I found two awesome ladies who I think would be PERFECT for you.